STRANGELOVE – Max Murphy Halloween – 8.5

8.5 x 32.5

14.25 WB 

Griptape Sold Separately

• Artwork by Sean Cliver 
• Manufactured at BBS Mfg. 
• Hand-Screened at Screaming Squeegees
• Caveat: Be aware that blemishes and imperfections are an expected and accepted part of the screen-printing process. Each board is screened by hand, one at a time, layer upon layer, making each print unique unto its own—just like snowflakes! That said, sorry, but we will not consent to any returns unless the graphic is determined to be unacceptable at our discretion. Please take this into consideration prior to ordering any screen-printed boards.
• Dimensions: 8.5 x 32.5
• Specs: Nose: 7.125 / Tail: 6.875 / WB: 14.25
• Note: All sales are final. Can’t say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the wood manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it.
• Product Description: In simpler times, we went doorbell ditching in late night neighborhood romps. I say “simpler” because some kid was shot recently for doing that, which seems to be a likelier and likelier risk of growing up American today. But I digress. Halloween is a time for horror business, so we’re doubling down on both those words: horror and business. The first is easy, we handled that just fine, but the second, the business, is where you come in with your credit card or PayPal account and show us the money. In return for your business, we’ll send you some horror. See how that works? No tricks, all treats, everybody wins. —Cliver